In a land far away, or possibly in a dimension just next to us, lies the lands of Thedas. The world of Thedas is made up by endless possibilities - a man can be a mage, a rogue, a warrior, even a woman. From the Free Marches to Ferelden we find champions and heroes saving the world... poorly.
I am glad that you appreciate the efforts I went through to save/help/imprison/kill you and/or your near and dear ones and/or your nemesis.
Know that your letter of appreciation/request for aid/threats will keep me warm in the cold winter nights. And I don’t mean by fussy feelings (though I do not rule out the possibility), but because I will feed them to the fire, lest I am buried beneath the great pile of letters from others like you.